Beautiful World

Just thought you might like to know, I'd love to have you call, but I'll know it's you if you ask for George. Silly people--of c...

Caller: Hey, we've got a lot of water backed up here. I need someone to come out and look at it. Me: Okay. I'm really quite good at ...

me: I just got ANOTHER PHONE CALL FOR GEORGE'S PLUMBING!!!!! Tolkien Boy: :D me: That makes six in the last two days. TB: Your conversat...

Me: Hello, you have not reached George's Plumbing. This is not his number, it's mine. Please hang up, recheck the number in the pho...

Me: Hello? Caller: My kitchen floor is flooding. Me: Wow, that must be frustrating. Caller: Yes, will you send someone out? My address is: x...

Caller: Hey, is George there? Me: There is no George at this number. Caller: This isn't George's Plumbing? Me: Nope. Caller: I must ...

Caller: Is this George's Plumbing? Me: No, it isn't, but that does seem to be the question of the day. Caller: What? Me: You have th...

Caller: Is this George's Plumbing? Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Caller: You're sure? Me: Last time I checked, yes. ...

I don't. I never have. It just seems to be one more thing that I might misplace, and I prefer pockets. But AtP and DJ have made a lastin...

I am not a good hospital patient. Well, the first twenty-four hours I was, but as soon as I found the answers that made everything make sens...