Dear Brozy,

I just want you to know that when you left me in alone in your house today, I planned to get lots and lots of work done. But then your Cleaning Fairy came. I don't like her at all.

I told her several times that you don't like it when people do your dishes for you, but she is rude and does not listen. I'm certain she put the clean dishes in the wrong spots and loaded the dishwasher all wrong. I mentioned that you would rather do this yourself and she put her tongue out at me and continued to disregard all I said, even when I suggested that I would be much more appreciative of her efforts and she could come clean at my house. And she said she doesn't want to come to my house anyway!

She didn't even clean right. She left a pile of used cleaning cloths by your trash cans and she didn't put all the clean dishes away, but left them in random stacks around your kitchen. And I'm hoping you won't blame me for this because, after all, my magic is no match for hers, and fairies rarely listen to me--ever.

Also, please don't be mad about this because I want to come back and visit you again. It's lovely to have a nice bed and someone who doesn't mind if I make myself at home and cook dinner without ever inquiring as to what you might like to eat, but just assume you'll like whatever I decide sounds good.

And I cleaned my hair out of the tub and off the sink in the bathroom, just in case that will earn me brownie points.

Love,
Samantha

P.S. The dogs were stupid and didn't even bark at the Cleaning Fairy once. Pfft...some watchdogs...