Beautiful World

Just thought you might like to know, I'd love to have you call, but I'll know it's you if you ask for George. Silly people--of c...

Caller: Hey, we've got a lot of water backed up here. I need someone to come out and look at it. Me: Okay. I'm really quite good at ...

me: I just got ANOTHER PHONE CALL FOR GEORGE'S PLUMBING!!!!! Tolkien Boy: :D me: That makes six in the last two days. TB: Your conversat...

Me: Hello, you have not reached George's Plumbing. This is not his number, it's mine. Please hang up, recheck the number in the pho...

One of the many contributors to my decision to visit the psyche ward, was a shift in my recurrent nightmares. I've had so much success w...

Me: Hello? Caller: My kitchen floor is flooding. Me: Wow, that must be frustrating. Caller: Yes, will you send someone out? My address is: x...

Myth Number 1: I'm just going to do a little bit of counseling, work through the emotional stress I'm feeling, and get back to the m...

Caller: Hey, is George there? Me: There is no George at this number. Caller: This isn't George's Plumbing? Me: Nope. Caller: I must ...

Caller: Is this George's Plumbing? Me: No, it isn't, but that does seem to be the question of the day. Caller: What? Me: You have th...

I've been doing intense research for about seventeen hours now. I took a break to sleep, drive my daughter's carpool, and go running...

Caller: Is this George's Plumbing? Me: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. Caller: You're sure? Me: Last time I checked, yes. ...

"Who wouldn't want to dig in the sand to the sound of ukele music playing in the background?"

I have it. I don't want it. When I was first told it was mine, I just assumed it was a nice way to say I'd experienced something out...

I want to take him home and keep him forever.

pI'm sitting here eating a bowl of corn flakes because I promised I would have something today, and so far I've only had fresh air a...

I don't. I never have. It just seems to be one more thing that I might misplace, and I prefer pockets. But AtP and DJ have made a lastin...

Smart Psychiatrist Man (SPM) found me "fascinating." Imagine that being said dryly and emotionlessly while being stared at through...

I am not a good hospital patient. Well, the first twenty-four hours I was, but as soon as I found the answers that made everything make sens...

Apparently, if one has Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, a therapist's leaving (for whatever reason) is a major event--especially if the t...

I'm a little bit preoccupied with my husband lately--as evinced by the theme of marriage insinuating itself into my more recent posts. A...

1. Never marry someone of a different race. You will end up divorced. I actually tried to do this, just to annoy her. Darrin, my Spaniard, ...

Number one: Darrin loves chick flicks. This has developed in the years since we've been married. I, on the other hand, prefer a good com...

Noun: homophobia 1. Prejudice against (fear or dislike of) homosexual people and homosexuality I can't imagine anyone being afraid of me...

Today I have a day off. I have decided not to do that again. It's just much better to always be doing something, because for some reason...