I wrote last month about my feet, and how Tolkien Boy asserts that they cannot be lovely because my toes are weird--too short for beauty, apparently. And I agreed with him when he said it.
However, a few days ago I was with a very beautiful friend and she glanced down at my feet and said, "I love that you put glitter on your toe nails." Then she added, "I've always thought you have the prettiest feet and toes."
Now, I hold TB's opinion in the highest regard--in fact, I often ask him to tell me his thoughts on many topics, but this was a beautiful woman...and I'm sort of attracted to women...and she, herself, has lovely feet...
Well, whose opinion would you choose??
Yeah, I'm sticking with the most recent one. I adore Tolkien Boy, but my female friend is so much prettier...I can't help it...
If you look it up on the internet you will find that toe shortening surgery is a very popular surgery. You probably have extraordinarily beautiful toes according to current standards of foot beauty . . . .
ReplyDeleteGiven a choice between the person who likes your story and the one who doesn't, the person who likes your cooking and the one who doesn't, the person who likes your toes and the one who doesn't... always pick the one who likes your stuff! Especially if it's not something you can do anything about...
ReplyDeleteQuiet Song--I'm sure you're right...at least, I'm going to believe you about the extraordinarily beautiful part because I want to.
ReplyDeleteJonathon--I agree with you completely, and besides, I think it's always better to agree with the prettiest person. :-)