Me: That doesn't sound right. He should have a paraprofessional of some sort assigned to him.
Tabitha: Well, usually Bishop Rinehardt goes with him and translates.
Me: I thought Bishop Rinehardt was a math teacher.
Tabitha: He is. But he also speaks Spanish.
Me: Really? I didn't know that!
Tabitha: Mom!! He's the transient bishop!!
Me: Yes, he is.
Tabitha: So??? That means he speaks Spanish.
Me: Tabitha, do you know what "transient" means?
Me: I didn't think so.