Me: Really? Am I invited?
Tabitha: Yeah. Parents are supposed to attend.
Me: Why haven't I heard anything about this before now?
Tabitha (looking sheepish): Ummm...I'm supposed to give you an invitation?
Me: That would be good. Where's the invitation?
Tabitha: Somewhere in my room.
Me: Okay, nevermind.
Tabitha: I'll find it!
Two hours later I am presented with a somewhat crumpled but still legible invitation.
Tabitha: You don't have to come if you're busy.
Me: I'll come.
Tabitha: Oh, good. Sorry about the short notice.
Me: What else is in your room that you've forgotten to give me.
Tabitha: Nothing. I promise. Except, I borrowed your black shirt again. And your tank top. And your skirt.
Me: I see. Make sure they're in the laundry by 8:00 tonight?