Me: I don't think so. Have you ever heard me rap? I'm pretty awful at it.
Me: You're supposed to laugh. I made a funny.
DJ: I know. I'm ignoring it.
DJ: It ticks me off that my presents are ugly!
Me: The paper is just going to be ripped off. Really, this is not a problem.
DJ: I just want to be able to make pretty-looking presents!!
Me: Huh. I've never really cared about that.
Long pause again...
Me: Are you sure you're a guy?
DJ: Are you sure you're a girl?