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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

This made me giggle:

17 Fabulous Prequels To Broadway Musicals
by Lydon, Toon, Norman, & Rutledge

1. Kate, We Haven’t Been Introduced
2. Bar Mitzvah of La Mancha
3. Sand And Primer Your Wagon
4. A Chorus Dot
5. Fiddler Borrows A Ladder
6. Little Business Plan of Horrors
7. A Star's Mom Allows A Handsome Stranger To Buy Her A Drink
8. Indian Territory!
9. The Guy Who Is A Little Intense But Keeps To Himself And Isn’t Really Bothering Anyone Of The Opera
10. Annie There’s A Waiting Period
11. Kittens
12. Brand New Acquaintance Joey
13. Handshake Of The Spider Woman
14. Jesus Christ Waiter
15. Starlight Right-of-Way Allocation And Environmental Impact Study
16. Vocal Warm-ups On A Cloudy Day
17. West Side Backstory


  1. Ha! Yeah, I giggled too. And I deciphered all but one of them. Maybe I'm gayer than I thought...

  2. Outstanding! OM, I'm not even a little gay, and I've only seen one of these, and I got all but 1, 3, 12, and 13 (is there a musical called Paint Your Wagons? Kiss of the Black Widow?). 15 was the best. I used to be involved in ballsitic missile programs, and I found it ironic that we had to perform environmental impact analyses on silos. We're building weapons that can wipe out humanity, and we're worried about whether the packaging will hurt spotted owls.

    Now this is going to drive me crazy. Somebody please think of a good prequel for Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

  3. sweetisthepeace-
    how about-

    "We'll name him Gabriel.Will we live to see them all marry?"

    too obscure?

    number 8 has got me stumped.
    no,wait-is it oklahoma?

  4. sorry- should be "We'll name him Gideon,now let me go and chop down that tree!"