I just have to say that public toilets should have seats attached and closed...

...because then when my car keys fell out of my pocket, they would hit the seat and bounce off onto the floor which, although undoubtedly germy, is dry and does not require me to put my hand inside the toilet to retrieve the stray keys.

Also, it's good that keys are sealed nicely because the water seems to have done no damage to the remote functions, nor has the hand sanitizer with which the keys have been sterilized.

I, on the other hand, may never stop washing my hands.