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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dear Adam,

When you read the directions on a chocolate orange, and they say, "Whack! Then unwrap!", it is best to choose a hard surface for the "Whack!" part.

Your forehead does not qualify as a hard surface. I'm trying to muster up sympathy for you because I'm sure this hurts, but mostly I find myself questioning your intelligence:

(Adam's forehead)

I do thank you, however, for not making a scene or getting blood on my car seat.


P.S. Next time (and I hope there's not one) please let me know what you have done before five hours have passed, just in case you concuss yourself.


  1. totally off topic. saw this and thought of you.