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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dear Adam,

It is not acceptable to put the peas and pineapple in the same container when you clear the table. And if you ever want to rotate to a different job, you'll stop telling me all the reasons those two items belong together, and you'll separate them before their flavors co-mingle. Also, putting the lid on the saucepan and leaving it in the garage is just gross. I have no idea what that food used to be before it became furry.

Yes, you get to take care of it.

Yes, it's okay if it makes you throw up--after all, if you're flushing the furry food down the toilet, you're in the proper place to barf.

I think you may need to work on your table cleaning skills for perhaps one more month.

No, this is not negotiable.



  1. Ugh. Peas and pineapple? Yick.

    I may have done the mold thing to my mom's crock pot, once. I sort of accidentally left it in the bedroom. Luckily for me, I wasn't there when they found it, so I escaped cleaning the nastiness I'd created.