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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dear Sam,

In order for it to actually count as a meal, you have to eat it. You can't just make it and leave it sitting on your plate because you forgot to eat it. Now it looks nasty and is all cold. I suggest you throw it out and eat a piece of toast instead. And don't leave it in the toaster.

Sincerely,
Yourself

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