I'm watching men's beach volleyball, and one of the teams has the word "BRA" on their uniforms.
Darrin's explanation: They're from Brazil, and that's just an abbreviation for their country.
Sam's explanation: They're jealous that the women's beach volleyball teams actually get to wear bras, and they wish they had the same privilege, so they put it on their tank tops to make them feel better.
I'm right, of course. Who would live in a country abbreviated BRA? That's a place you only visit during spring break when you're between the ages of 18 and 27. Or perhaps that's called BRA-LESS.
Also, as a final announcement, men's beach volleyball team USA just won gold.
Men's beach volleyball team BRA won silver. Perhaps, had they been allowed to wear bras, as they wished, they would have taken gold. It's shameful how conventions stifle people and take away their dreams.
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We stayed up way too late watching that game. It was good.
ReplyDelete[giggle] I love that Google's tracking the USA, China, and Great Britain's medal counts. Yay for the Olympics!
ReplyDeleteoh sam, you are just too amusing. maybe cuz I stayed up way too late watching that match and it's again way too late for me to be up, but your line of reasoning is just wonderfully delightful ;)
ReplyDeleteI needed that laugh today...