Actual text message conversation (all apparent typos are real):
DJ: Are you guys home yet?
Me: Not even close. Your dad decided he needed to go shopping. :)
DJ: So where are you guys at now?
Me: Rock Springs.
DJ: So, like 3 hours away? did you get me c present?
Me: Yes. No.
DJ: Cool. Dang. I have meat.
Me: I don't even know what that means.
DJ: My boss at the bank buys a 4H any every year and divides it up between the employees. Hence, I have meat.
Me: What's a 4H any?
DJ: Any = cow which is what I meant.
Me: Okay. Um...yay?
DJ: Not really. I'm giving up meat for a while. But I thought dad might be happy.
Me: Dad says Yay.
DJ: K. I will see you tonight.
Me: Okay. I love you.
DJ: I love you too. Tell everyone hi for me.