Day Two

I let Mother-in-law sleep in. She slept until 10:30 a.m. I can't imagine sleeping that long. Maybe when I'm her age I'll be able to.

Today I learned that people are idiots when they wear flip-flops in "this kind of weather." So--I wore flip-flops today. Mother-in-law gasped at me. I laughed and offered to lend her a pair. She declined.

Mother-in-law does not know how to make my phone work. She told me that several times this morning. I asked if she wanted to know. She declined.

I went for a walk with a friend. I invited Mother-in-law. She declined.

I went to work. I did not invite Mother-in-law.

I learned that one cannot find Yoplait yogurt in the stores by Mother-in-law's house because all the "illegals" want a different kind. I think she's lying to me. She told me all sorts of stories about the "illegals". I happen to know she hires a couple of them to work in her yard twice a week. They do a wonderful job. She's lucky the "illegals" ignore her bigotry and take her money.

Seriously, if I keep finding out new things every day, I will become a genius worthy of being a member of Mensa. Yes, that was a joke. I think I'm hilarious.